Swearing and organization...

This started with a very long post about how I don't swear in professional or minor-related situations.  (i.e., if there's a kid around.)  Here's the jist of what I wrote:  (see how I make things easy by summarizing.) 

1.  I don't swear at work, it's unprofessional. 
2.  I don't run at work, it's undignified.  (Future ICU nurses, take heed.) 
3.  I don't really run ever.  I'm asthmatic. 
4.  I'm losing your attention. 
5.  I don't swear in places where children are in earshot. 
6.  I swear a fuck ton eveywhere else. 
7.  Depending on the context you know me from, you've either thought I was raised by nuns or pirates. 
8.  I haven't sworn here much. 
9.  I work very hard to try to be organized. 
10.  Here's my desk. 

 

11.  Yeah.  Fucking brilliant job there.  

12.  There's a system called Get Things Done.  

13.  It works really well for its adherents.  

14.  Its adherents are pricks.  

15.  I'm jealous of the pricks.  (I've never been able to pull off GTD.)  

16.  The reason for my suddenly swearing here:  

17:  Write Shit Down